{"product_id":"the-completely-chaotic-christmas-of-lottie-brooks-5","title":"The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks: 5","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDear Santa,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor Christmas this year, I would like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)\u003cbr\u003e\nBaby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces\u003cbr\u003e\nA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'\u003cbr\u003e\nAntoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture\u003cbr\u003e\nCash (lots of it!)\u003cbr\u003e\nA new diary (I'm really getting through them!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLots of love,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLottie xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWill Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":52910251868447,"sku":"UK339","price":6.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/0546\/5119\/files\/91IPhtA9CzL._SY1500.jpg?v=1792837850","url":"https:\/\/lumobook.store\/products\/the-completely-chaotic-christmas-of-lottie-brooks-5","provider":"LumoBook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}